On the Web, no one knows if you are a Dog.

Introducing Schooch, the Yaller Dawg Cartoon character I created twenty-odd years ago.

Basically, Schooch just sits around and browses the web and offers pithy commentary on all-things-webbish. I hope he's opinionated, but lovable.

But Schooch is Not afraid to cross the line when things ruffle his sensibilities. (yeah, I misspelled Chronicles, I know, paws and keyboards don't often mesh correctly.)

ELO
2008